Help me get a Macbook Pro!

I am not a poor student, nor am I a starved child from Africa, but I DO need your help!

I am just an ordinary girl, with no high salary in perticular, and I can't afford to buy a Macbook Pro. So for $1 only (cheap as h***!), you can "adopt" me!

Of course, I wont be yours to keep, but you will recieve an autographed picture of me via e-mail!

This might me the lamest idea ever, but I'm gonna give it a go, and try to raise money for my beloved Macbook Pro. The old computer is in a right state...